Easiest Job in Showbiz

It’s “crooner” isn’t it.

Any prick can whack a suit on and do some talky-singing over a big band.

I’ve had it up to here with “crooners”

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Joseph Desire

Being Jonathan Wilkes.

I feel like he might have tried his hand at some crooning in his time

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Almost definitely. In between waiting outside Old Trafford for the next Soccer Aid.

Ant

Yes?

Bang on Ant, I hate this shit so much.

My brother just spent an absolute fortune to go to fucking Helsinki to see Michael Buble play. What a mug.

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Don’t besmirch the quality that Buble possesses.

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I don’t like those guys either but I would say that, as a job, it’s harder than “crooner”

Yeah at least they come up with new songs sometimes, not just picking a random assortment from a pool of about 50 standards.

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I don’t deny that Buble seems like a pleasant chap. But he shouldn’t pretend to be a singer.

The whole Rat Pack thing was a bunch of awful drunks in dinner jackets, they only persuaded people they were entertainers because the mob scared people into watching them.

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Playing one of those wacky side characters in American sitcoms. I reckon that’s really easy

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Good film

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I reckon I’d have made a very good “Günter”

I do too, Ant

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I still, I still don’t think he impresses

Look at this shit, as if Family Guy wasn’t enough

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Walk on. Explain latest hare-brained get rich quick scheme. Make a funny face. Collect cheque. Yeah that’s pretty easy.

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@anon5266188, what do we do with this

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