So there’s a folk music duo in Brazil called Bruno & Marrone (they’re always duos for some reason).
Bruno has a fucking incredible voice and can belt out the hits for hours. Marrone is basically a competition winner who doesn’t sing, doesn’t write any of the songs, occasionally plays an accordion which I suspect isn’t even plugged in, hands out roses to the crowd at shows, occasionally prompts the audience to sing the lyrics which they already know, and sometimes doesn’t even go to shows overseas because he’s scared of flying. He’s basically the lovable group mascot, and very probably a multimillionaire.
Anyway, I reckon Marrone has the easiest job in showbiz. At least Bez had to play the maracas with a certain level of competence.