#302

eating cold baked beans straight out the tin like a fucking animal

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#303

Saves on washing up

#304

one of life’s true pleasures

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#305

It’s bloody raining here. FFS…

#306

Why?

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#307

checks watch

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#308

Which animal

#309

Went out for our walk. Everyone who we saw was either laying on the grass, jogging past us and not respecting the 2m distance. Every single time we walked past anyone we were always the ones having to move because they seemingly didn’t care. And not one person wearing a mask. Queueing in a shop and there was about 6 people just milling back and forth past us.

Did manage to get 30 eggs though. Yes. A THIRTY BOX.

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#310

vaguely reminiscent of pooh bear pawing at a pot of honey

but a lot more bleak

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#311

This has actually been the best bank holiday weekend I can remember. All I have done is stay at home*, drink constantly, sit in the sun eating bbq and not feel obliged to fucking ‘make the most of it’ and do a load of stuff that would have inevitably led me to need a few more days off.

* apart from the visit to letchworth rock city**
** I was sober for that bit

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#312

Pooh bear turning the house upside down looking for any leftover crack

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#313

Pretty pissed off that we didn’t do a big shop before this weekend. Pasta pesto for dinner. All I want is a big fuck off roast in my face :expressionless:

Feeling pretty anxious too. SIGH. MASSIVE SIGHS.

Please see that I am also wearing these as I type this -

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#314

BT/ESPN replacing whatever they usually show with all sorts of nonsense from The Ocho is pretty inspired…

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#315

Pimp it. Got any mushrooms and garlic? Also olives.

#316
  • Cactus liquor you bought in lanzarote
  • Coke you ordered with the takeaway
  • Can o’ sludge

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#317

Yes on the olive front!

#318

Roughly chop, add after stirring in the pesto, and then stir in.

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#319

That’s a lie, got some good bluebell action going on by the wall. But the majority of the garden is a state

#320

they’re doing ching with takeaways now, very enterprising

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#321

Watched some of the World Tram Driving Championships the other day.

Please come back sport.

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