Behave yourself. Eggs in the microwave is an idiot move.
Theres a small enough window of scrambled eggs being ‘just right’ when doing them properly, never mind fast forwarding everything.
I remember a flat mate in halls at uni trying to Science Oven a poached egg and it exploded all over the inside of the micro after about 15 seconds.
Eggs are easy and quick enough to cook anyway without having to resort to that.
#eggs