Handjobs to give jobs a hand
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Feeling quite ashamed of myself now
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Eat my butt for a VAT cut
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Holes of Glory to help the Tories
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Slap and tickle, save a nickel
Cuckold for gold
Is that a trickle down economy or are you just pleased to see me
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Foreplay for more pay
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Felch for The Welsh
(Doesn’t work)
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The battle will be won on the playing fields of Eaten.
Splosh for the dosh
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Tea bag for shopping bag
Use love eggs whilst popping to Greggs
BDSM for B&M
Munch on growlers for luncheon vouchers
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Eat Poon, Visit ’Spoons
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DP for a bob or three
Happy ending for economy mending
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