Eatin' ass thread

Human Disipede

As an essential worker I feel it’s my place to tell you isolationists that it’s not Thursday yet. No filth please.

fify

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Give a man your ass and he’ll feed himself for a day.

Teach a man how to eat ass and he’ll be able to feed himself and his family for the rest of his life.

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“if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve to eat my ass”

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“I came here to do two things: drink some beer and eat some ass…looks like we’re all out of beer.”

For sale:
ass,
never eaten

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I have no mouth and I must eat ass

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Avengers: (Eat) Ass(emble)!

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TO BEAT THE ASS, WOOOOO! YOU GOTTA EAT THE ASS!

throws jacket on floor and elbow drops it

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‘It does not matter how slowly you eat ass as long as you do not stop.’

Confucius

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If you don’t eat ass for a month, then it eats itself

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Le Assoi

An ass in the hand is worth two in the mouth

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Ambassador, with these asses you are really spoiling us

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“What do you think of eatin’ ass?”
“I think it would be a good idea”

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just eat an ass

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OH JUST EAT THE DAMN ASS!

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Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man?
(ASS)
Can ya dig it?

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You won, Jane. Enjoy the ass. I hope it makes you very happy.

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