When eating something that can be eaten with hands or cutlery (burger, pizza, chips)
At home
- Cutlery
- Hands
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At a restaurant
- Cutlery
- Hands
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When eating something that can be eaten with hands or cutlery (burger, pizza, chips)
At home
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At a restaurant
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Depends
Elbows on the table
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In this situation you have hands and cutlery
keeping your lips clamped tightly shut while eating to minimise eating noises
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Phones at the table
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What am I wearing? Who am I with? How much of a ridiculous mess is the burger?
Fuck it, I’m going in with my hands anyway until it becomes untenable.
You’ve taken too big a bite of something very hot
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after dinner marshmallow
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it’s all fine
Finishing someone’s leftovers at a restaurant (from your table)
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Talking 'bout poo at the dinner table
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Poppadoms are here!
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Belch
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Cover your mouth tho
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sticking your tongue out at someone across the table while your mouth is full of food
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Doing a pardew and taking someone else’s dinner if you like the look of it
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I break up the 'doms by slowly lowering my whole face into the basket and letting my nose do the hard work while they shatter and splinter into my cheeks