Eating and drinking etiquette poll thread

When eating something that can be eaten with hands or cutlery (burger, pizza, chips)
At home

  • Cutlery
  • Hands

0 voters

At a restaurant

  • Cutlery
  • Hands

0 voters

Depends

9 Likes

Elbows on the table

  • Fine
  • Tory option

0 voters

In this situation you have hands and cutlery

1 Like

keeping your lips clamped tightly shut while eating to minimise eating noises

  • Of course, I am a generally decent human being who observes the social contract
  • I am disgusting and beneath contempt

0 voters

  • Sipper
  • Gulper

0 voters

Phones at the table

  • Allowed
  • Banned

0 voters

What am I wearing? Who am I with? How much of a ridiculous mess is the burger?

Fuck it, I’m going in with my hands anyway until it becomes untenable.

You’ve taken too big a bite of something very hot

  • Spit some out like a savage
  • Pant like a dog
  • Put your hand over your mouth and persevere like an adult human

0 voters

after dinner marshmallow

  • check what it is first
  • in the gob in a oner

0 voters

7 Likes

it’s all fine

1 Like

Finishing someone’s leftovers at a restaurant (from your table)

  • Literally just stopping nice food from being thrown in the bin
  • Bad, for some reason

0 voters

Talking 'bout poo at the dinner table

  • Ok
  • Not ok

0 voters

Poppadoms are here!

  • Dip that bad boy straight into the communal mango chutney
  • Spoon some onto your side plate then ineffectually chase it around the plate for the next fifteen minutes

0 voters

Belch

  • Better out than in
  • Better in than out

0 voters

Cover your mouth tho

13 Likes
  • Take a full poppadom each at a time (tory)
  • Karate chop the pile, take the pieces (Labour)

0 voters

sticking your tongue out at someone across the table while your mouth is full of food

  • fine
  • bad for some reason

0 voters

Doing a pardew and taking someone else’s dinner if you like the look of it

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

I break up the 'doms by slowly lowering my whole face into the basket and letting my nose do the hard work while they shatter and splinter into my cheeks

11 Likes