Finishing someone’s leftovers at a restaurant (from your table)

  • Literally just stopping nice food from being thrown in the bin
  • Bad, for some reason

0 voters

Talking 'bout poo at the dinner table

  • Ok
  • Not ok

0 voters

Poppadoms are here!

  • Dip that bad boy straight into the communal mango chutney
  • Spoon some onto your side plate then ineffectually chase it around the plate for the next fifteen minutes

0 voters

Belch

  • Better out than in
  • Better in than out

0 voters

Cover your mouth tho

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  • Take a full poppadom each at a time (tory)
  • Karate chop the pile, take the pieces (Labour)

0 voters

sticking your tongue out at someone across the table while your mouth is full of food

  • fine
  • bad for some reason

0 voters

Doing a pardew and taking someone else’s dinner if you like the look of it

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

I break up the 'doms by slowly lowering my whole face into the basket and letting my nose do the hard work while they shatter and splinter into my cheeks

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Talking with your mouth full

  • Fine
  • A disgusting assault on the senses

0 voters

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Scraping the bowl with a spoon for like a minute to get the dregs of the soup/ice cream/whatever

  • Waste not want not
  • OH MY GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT NOISE

0 voters

other (lib dem?)

break pieces off as and when required

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keep going

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Just to piss you off

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Depends.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork; burger with my hands; and chips will depend on whether they’re with a burger or, say, a lasagne.

I do the same at restaurants as I do at home.

Karate chop is fun though. Brings some theatre to the experience

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Depends. Having a Mars bar in a pub that serves food, fine. Bringing a hot takeaway into a restaurant, not fine

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^^^Makes the bill hand gesture to his partner like an absolute pig^^^

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I don’t like the term ‘clatty’, but outside of a cake, I don’t think I would eat my own food in a restaurant.

what :question: :exclamation: :question:

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