Eating food while walking

Will kill you from choking and/or lead to indigestion.

I just need you guys to sit down while you eat. Or at least stand still. I worry about you.

Thank you.

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At my son’s tennis lesson on Saturday a younger boy <6 was told to get rid of his chewing gum about ten minutes in.

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if it wasn’t a diser or a member of a diser’s family, i feel nothing. i care specifically only about you and yours.

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We had bare mouths

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may your mouths always be bare while in transit

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Eating while walking I can do. Drinking while walking I am totally incapable of. Almost drown every time.

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what about walker’s crisps

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Under his eye

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yeah that’s a really dangerous and potentially actionable brand name actually

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this is the kind of thing that i can’t have you doing colin, you’re worth too much to the board

You’re right, apart from ice creams. love eating an ice cream while walking along a prom.

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I can’t do it. Even buying a drunk kebab or something, I’ll wait till I get it home.

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This is just making me hungry. My lunch is right in front of me and I can’t eat it for another hour.

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ice cream is i suppose one of the least dangerous foods in terms of choking-hazards actually. although i’d urge you to gently pause while finishing the cone.

god i really like ice cream from a van/cart. the really proper stuff

Probably less dangerous than Lays, you should at least sit up while eating

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but when you DO eat it you’ll be

  • sat down
  • stood still

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christ they’re actively trying to kill people

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i have more than once dropped my entire kebab and chips because i was running to get home before it got cold :frowning:

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I can confirm that my daily lunch routine is set in stone. 12:00 eat at desk with newspaper. 12:15 go out for a piss-taking two hour walk.

can you not use the in-office conveniences?

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