🖕 Effin' and Jeffin' (swearing thread) 🖕

Flippin’ bloody heck it’s a thread to talk about freakin’ swearing!

Blow me!

F$#k

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On the whole I feel like I swear

  • more than I should
  • about often enough
  • not as much as I’d like

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Find myself swearing less than ever these days.

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I’m happy to swear in front of my parents

  • fuck yeah!
  • fiddlesticks no!

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Parents swore more than I did until I was about 14

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My parents swear more than me, and I swear like a cunt

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excluding anything considered a slur of course:

  • there are certain swearwords I will not say
  • I am a vile monster

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The swear cut-off begins with prick as the mildest entry level swearword

  • That seems reasonable
  • I can think of a milder swearword
  • Prick isn’t even a swearword you fuck!

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This is a bucket of shit. If someone throws shit at us, we throw shit back at them. We start a shit fight. We throw so much shit back at them so they can’t pick up shit, they can’t throw shit, they can’t DO shit.

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still only swear for comedic effect i wish i could just live in the moment

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I swear to add a little flavour to my conversation. yum!

that’s tasty :hot_pepper:

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Alright, Simon Arsepipes titty twat.

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My first word was a swear word

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which one?

Remember when creative swearing was kind of fun before yer “Ooh he is such a cockwaffling pisspuffin”

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can you swear on this?

fuck

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Γαμώ το (fuck it)

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yeah that stuff just makes me feel a bit sad, like middle class professionals still trying to retain a little bit of cool but they go too far or are too needy or something