🖕 Effin' and Jeffin' (swearing thread) 🖕

[Mert]

The only funny example of this was directed at Roman Reigns

[Bamnan]

brilliant!

[Mert]

@Bamnan

middle class professionals still trying to retain a little bit of cool but they go too far or are too needy or something

The DiS Social Board Story

[Bamnan]

some of us are actually cool y’know

[Mert]

Just you and me mate

[manches]

It’s when they go like “oh I’m definitely using this one again!”

And it’s like standard shitgibbon or something

If you want to do creative swearing it either needs to be a bit lazy like saying “bastard off, you fuck” or it needs to be genuinely quite horrifying and unpleasant

[dktrfaustus]

Americans are really bad at swearing/insulting people based on what I’ve seen on TV and the internet. Almost always involves a homophobic slur and bizarrely a guy telling another guy that he’s going to fuck him in the ass.

[Bamnan]

I guess I just don’t think you should swear to get attention or prove something about yourself, that’s the main thing, just live in the moment and don’t worry about what other people think of you. Fuck!

[Bamnan]

btw this man has nice hair

[Mert]

Guaranteed movie star the second he works out how to be charismatic

He’s The Rock’s cousin but he ain’t got shit on him yet, although yes he has nice hair and I’d like it if he bummed me

[Bamnan]

maybe he will be in the game of thrones prequel and do some sexy stuff

[Bamnan]

arse just feels like I’m trying too hard to be British but I can’t say ass either so I just have to avoid that one entirely

[dktrfaustus]

I enjoyed Michael Rapaport calling Trump a ‘blow job’. Desperate to call someone one.

[froglet]

Americans pronounce it twot

[froglet]

Also i like how they totally misjudge how rude wanker is and will use it on stuff like the simpsons

[dktrfaustus]

I was about 15 when I realised what ‘twat’ meant. Always thought it meant a silly person and that was it.

[Mert]

Piss

[BodyInTheThames]

I remember when I was a kid watching re-runs of Mork & Mindy and being completely perplexed that they could get away with calling the miserable old upstairs neighbour Mr Wanker

Just googled, Arnold Wanker was actually the landlord for Mindy’s record store

Point still stands though

[manches]

Jag off is really fun to awkward say in an English accent

[NoahVale]

@dktrfaustus

what ‘twat’ meant

It means ‘a pregnant goldfish’ obvs. Every self-respecting schoolboy knows this