🖕 Effin' and Jeffin' (swearing thread) 🖕

It means ‘a pregnant goldfish’ obvs. Every self-respecting schoolboy knows this

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Bob Hoskins in Long Good Friday comes to mind

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Used to quIte enjoy Rude Kid in Viz

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I still use ‘big dog’s cock!’ as an expletive to this day :grin:

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He’s charismatic as fuck rn

Yeah tbf it has been a massive improvement in the last year. Will be interesting to see if he can be a face at some point

Possibly my favourite swearing incident.

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May have been JFK’s finest performance.

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Never heard my Parents swear heard lots of arguments and it was my husband that told me your Dad can loose it…I guess my schooling was the start and if I walk into a wall it is fuck it, naturally, rather it was not…

I like it when Brits say ‘jerk’, ‘dork’, other cute and fun 90s US swear words

I have bad memories of swearing too much because my anxious, socially-maladapted mind felt constantly panicked into filling space with swear words when I was teenager/v. young adult

I also find that I feel bad about swearing for perhaps the same kind of reasons I feel dyphoria, which is quite complicated

consequently, I think that when I’ve been my most fully-realised as a person, considered swear words have been a part of that confident sense of self

hmm

I feel like I’m cosplaying as an American when using words like that, they honestly seem so foreign :laughing:

does it not make you feel cool and relevant to the children adults who wear the 1990s clothes?

that’s the feeling I get

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I like ‘spunk trumpet’ as it evokes both functionally useless and viscerally unpleasant imagery. Just imagine the sound. That’s you talking, that is.

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