Egg observation

3 egg omelette - standard portion
3 fried eggs - unusual, eccentric number

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I had a six egg omelette once and it was way too many eggs

By my calculations that would be enough to feed 2 people

It’s because ‘fried’ is the worst egg delivery method.

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Yeah, that seems about right

Still never eaten one

I love a fried egg ‘atop’ things (a noodle dish, a fried rice dish, in my meat eating days a gammon steak’) but only rarely have them just on toast.

Scrambled is my go-to egg for eggs on toast. 90% of the time if I’m eating eggs on toast, or as part of a full English, those eggs will be scrambled

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The best egg is “three eggs, scrambled with a bit of parmesan grated in”

You can’t make a 6 egg omelette without breaking some* eggs

*six

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Do you think anyone has ever done a one egg omelette out of spite for that saying?

Poached are probably better than scrambled in many ways but life’s too short for all that faff so scrambled is best.

As I always say, you can hard boil an egg without breaking any eggs

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I’m boiling some eggs to have an egg mayo sandwich for my lunch

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Yes, once

Leave them be chickens imho.

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Fuck oeuf, mate

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Dinner first (no eggs).

Scrambled Eggs Reaction GIF

Scrambled Eggs Breakfast GIF

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3 eggs is too much for me these days

i “observed” this place the other day

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