Electric Shock by Polyester Blazer


#1

Boss took a post it off me and we got an electric shock and HE said OMG I can’t believe you just shocked me. I thought, shit was it my cheap H&M blazer??? How embarrassing!

How did he know it was me.


#2

Can’t believe it isn’t in the Rough Trade AOTY list


#3

Preferred their earlier stuff.


#4

was that on their first album?


#5

Did you feel the static shock?

Not sure if it’s your blazer necessarily. If you’re wearing rubber-soled shoes then there are various ways you might have built up a static charge that he discharged on touching you.


#6

we both felt it (how romantic)

I am wearing rubber soled shoes!


#7

Danger! Danger!
High voltage!


#8

Yeah, it was probably you but it’s unclear what caused it.

However, plenty of suits have polyester stuff in so there you go…