Not the one you’re talking about but this story is basically all absolute terror. I remember going caving as a kid and god knows why! The thought is one which fills me with such dread now.

but this bit in particular is a no no no no no no no

Caving was his remedy for chronic claustrophobia.

I joined my uni caving club to confront my fear after I got lost in a cave on a school trip

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Did it work out for you?

Well done on facing it either way!!

(the school trip sounds terrifying also :frowning: Lost on your own? How long for!?)

It’s hard to know how long I was lost for but I think I got lost about 10-15 minutes before the exit, there was a bit where we had to go down a rope and the person before you was meant to wait and show you the way before heading off themselves but no one was there when I got down the rope so I took the bigger passageway. After maybe 20-30 minutes I ended up at what I thought was a dead end (but with my caving knowledge I now think was probably a diveable sump) and started shouting for help, then about 10 minutes later one of the leaders found me and led me out. It was ok until we got back to the bunkhouse and I broke down after I realised what had happened that day.

Anyway, I joined the club at uni, got a husband, a group of friends and minibus driving experience out of it and saw parts of the worlds most people never see so it all worked out :+1:t3: we all decided that caving wasn’t worth it after uni though so now we go on walks instead

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Ahh what a great end to the story :smiley: Definitely all worked out!

The original experience sounds absolutely terrifying though! I assume the person who didn’t wait at the rope for you was crossed off your christmas card list forever more.

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Not content with his shit SNL appearance, he’s now showing off his shit car

homersimpsoncar.jpg

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People love it and stuff like this hunk of PS1-graphics-made-flesh has made him the richest man on earth

Which is to say, it’s like the homer Simpson car, except if made people laud Homer as a genius and homer was actually evil

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It’s not stuff like that though, is it? It’s founding successful companies at the bleeding edge of electric car (and battery) development, space travel and other things. Whatever his personal flaws (and he has many), he’s a genuinely smart, polymath entrepreneur.

Thought he just inherited money and bought some companies

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Fair enough, my only response is that he didn’t found Tesla and I don’t think he’s a genuine person, or a smart person.

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His batteries are dogshit m8, they get away with it buy running loads of them in parallel and micromanaging the fuck out of the power output with software. That’s why the cars weigh and cost so much.

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In no way an Elon fan, at all. But if they are so bad why hasn’t another electric car company come along and dominated the market?
That truck is aesthetically awful. Imagine if you just clipped a pedestrian, looks like it would carve you up like a kitchen knife.

I don’t think there’s any one market, there’s luxury, mid-range, budget etc and that’s just for passenger cars. London buses are non-Tesla EVs, for example (they’re made by BYD).

Nobody’s really cracked the midrange or budget stuff yet but it’s right on the cusp. Tesla can’t do it with their current/traditional tech and so have tried some lower cost options but it looks like they’re running into exactly the same problems as everyone else. That’s why they’ve focused on the gigafactories (which use in-licensed Panasonic tech btw, not Tesla R&D) and process improvements to try to bring costs down through all those other supply chain means.

They’ve got a good hold of the luxury end of the market, but I think that’s been achieved by running them as loss leaders (certainly that was the case in the past, dunno about now) and establishing early presence, strong brand identity etc… but it’s not through superior battery tech as such.

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@manches can you post moustache musk again please

Did I predict Elon Wario

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Amazing how the not professional actor isn’t the cringiest part of the Gen Z Hospital sketch

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My friend who is or was proper into SNL got me into the funny bits. Seems like you need a guide to enjoy it cause I’m just back to never enjoying it

Thank you

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take it to the pringles thread!

Is he though?

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