Probably fake yeah. Thankfully
This isnt though (seattle)
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Cyberfucked.
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Holding out for seeing 200 replies to this thread
- Yes
- No, but only because it won’t be the news I want
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Me attempting to blend the colours on a Chimera for my Imperial Guard, giving up and just painting it silver
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Bit nsfw at the very end.
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It would take just one selfless act by a brave secret service agent.
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cant wait to see the Sunbane promotional blimp for your next album cycle
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everything’s computer!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
(thanks, Kieron Gillen)
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I’m getting increasingly perplexed by the number of people who are both ’The moon landings were fake’ AND ’Elon Musk will colonize Mars’
Can someone explain this to me?
(This should probably be a tweet I guess)
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Sadly he seems to have plenty of cult members who would be willing to be shot at the surface of a hostile wasteland in return for a acknowledgement. Whether or not they are able to walk on Mars after the landing is a moot point.
Moon landings were government, therefore socialist and evil and fake.
Mars landings are “great man of history” white supremacy incarnate, therefore conservative and real.
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He might manage it as a publicity exercise. All he has to do is get a somewhat still-living human to land on it to say it’s colonised, right?
The idea that humanity has a long term future on Mars is obviously farcical. Being made to go to a tin can in a cold, irradiated nothing where one malfunction or failed shipment spells a horrible death a million miles away from anyone who cares for the greater glory of Elon Musk is about as close to hell as I can possibly imagine.
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Isn’t the first message back (‘omg! It’s all poison! Please rescue me! This was a dreadful mistake!?’) going to be something of a PR disaster?
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On the plus side, you’d no longer be on the same planet as Elon Musk
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if For All Mankind is anything to go by, the North Koreans got there first and the crew murder each other immediately.
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There are some things money can’t buy.
For everything else, there’s Master Race Race To Mars.
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