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Love the way this all comes to the surface with the slightest provocation

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how does one become like the monkey? so many questions

Aha! It seems the monker has become the monkey.

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how ironic

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Oh Elon.

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think maybe he’s just been listening to too much King Gizzard recently

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oh M9, if you’d put this line on a simpsons screenshot you’d have had literally dozens of likes

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To extend our reach to the stars above…

It’s all making sense now!

Surrender now, or be called a pedo

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Elon unveiled his amazing new tunnel in LA, but - shockingly - its basically complete garbage

We have 60 years of evidence that increasing road capacity doesn’t improve congestion, yet this ludicrous man is still being listened to peddling this nonsense.

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Loved this quote

The first tunneling machine is called Godot, after the play by Samuel Beckett, “because we kept waiting for it,” Musk said. “It took a lot of time to get it active because we didn’t know how to work the thing.”

I can’t work out if this means they built a tunnelling machine from scratch without being fully aware of its features.

Or that they ordered a tunnelling machine that took ages to arrive and then they just decided they were too clever to read the manual.

What the hell?

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If anyone fulfils that male stereotype, it’s our Elon.

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Apparently the tunneling machine is something they’ve designed from scratch, so there probably were issues with the prototype.

That said, apparently they’re saying this reduces the cost of tunneling to $10 million/mile, which is actually really impressive if true, and could make it much easier to build public transit tunnels.

THEN he’ll show that pedo.

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How do you build something you don’t know how to work though?

Uploaded his functional memory to the cloud then had connectivity issues because he’d also developed a new version of bluetooth called hypertooth, and it didn’t work

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