Elon Musk




What a wanker.


Starting to warm to him


Bet he spent ages thinking that one up


Jesus the replies.

EDIT: should have done a screenshot.


Love it when people try to Be Clever but screw it up in a minor way eg missing a word out


Expecting Elon to jump up and say ‘IT’S A JOKE LIKE ON TOP GEAR’ at any moment.


Same. As soon as my short position in Tesla pays out I’m going to buy one of his cars.


Show me the best jumper you got

Oh shame

The inquiry, referred to by Russia’s investigative committee as a criminal investigation, comes mere weeks after Roscosmos was forced to launch an investigation into how a hole came to be drilled into the wall of the Soyuz capsule that is now docked at the space station.


Supplies can still be sent to the space station onboard a SpaceX capsule.







Apologies if this has come up previously but just seen this in a tweet.





That’s a fake. Elon can’t spell paedo


in my head i always pronounce this spelling as “pay-doss”


my prediction

  • He’ll send a rocket car to Mars with him pretending to be inside it
  • He’ll actually be hiding out in a barn
  • Meanwhile he’ll have orchestrated for an armed orphanage robbery
  • He will run out in a big spaceman costume that has flamed painted on it and a cool dude’s cigarette sellotaped to the helmet to the orphanage and take them all to safety in a submarine for some reason even though the orphanage is landlocked
  • Bask in the glory of having returned against the odds from Mars to selflessly rescue a shitload of orphans


‘Mars was full of space-pedos anyway, bet you a signed dollar if it ain’t true’


I’d love it if he tried to prove the existence of extraterrestrial life by repeatedly slandering them until they take legal action


Steals some Martian Tumblr art, refuses to pay, proof of intelligent life via Twitter blow-up