Elon Musk

Fucking state of the account that posted it as well.

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Yeah I saw it because it was retweeted by my wife’s godfather. Fascinating guy. Lives entirely on a massive inheritance and spends his days doing yoga and toying around with stocks and shares and watching prestige TV, and retweeting two accounts, CNN updates and motivational quotes.

I think he had a big brain injury at some point but I’ve never liked to ask more.

:roll_eyes:

PayPal. That famously reliable and stable creation that everyone just loves using and can’t get enough of. And the list gets worse from there. Whatever follows Hyperloop is gonna have to be monumentally shite to keep the trajectory going. Can’t wait.

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It misses out child coffin submarine

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He didn’t found Tesla, though. Two other lads did; he was an early investor in the company and basically took it over by boardroom shenanigans. But he’s got a fragile ego so the company website calls him a founder. Even though he very definitely isn’t.

noted non-complainer Elon Musk

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Nonce-complainer*

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Solar roofing

elon. he.

“Elon wanted to drive an electric car, so he founded Tesla Motors.”

there were already electric cars, could have just bought one of those if he was such a brain genius

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I was gonna say, literally everything on that meme already existed, except maybe space travel, but I thought Richard Branson was trying to do that too

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as big a fan as i am of bamnan, elon’s last tweet there is him channeling bamnan

if anything I’m the opposite, I’d much rather people tell me where stuff is from/what it is and get moaned at for not googling for myself.

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wat

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Always a pleasure when the angry anon accounts hit on a good idea

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“maybe he should give his massive inheritance back to the Africans who worked in his dad’s diamond mine?”

“noooo he created so much good with his companies”

Ruh roh

(never even heard of a “non-disparagement agreement” but if such a thing exists you can guarantee 'Ol Musky has signed at least one)

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