Who is funding this? How are they constantly on tour and yet always on the seat filler websites? Are we in the loss leader stage of music capitalism?
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Something to do I suppose
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I hadn’t thought of that, I guess it is.
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Elvana are simply too big to be allowed to fail I’m afraid
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Could you do the tribute band festival circuit as Elvana tribute act Nirvis?
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Nirlvis
Elvirana the Elvira as Elvis fronted Nirvana.
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Briefly watched a YouTube video of them playing Download.
Absolutely awful.
More up for the support, Nic Cage against the machine.
Did a proper lol at Nic Cage Against the Machine.
Surprised Elvana are headlining the corn exchange. Thought they would be Junction fodder.
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I’ve seen them at glasto on a Thursday night with some friends and it was really unexpectedly good fun. I don’t think I would pay for the experience. They seem to tour a lot so i guess people do.
I saw an Elvis impersonator do a thirty minute Springsteen set in Memphis. Top five show tbqh
This is a really good idea. Elvis was a much better singer than Kirk unfortunately 
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Itd be better if they did Nirvana like Elvis but they just do a straight cover then tack a bit if an Elvis song at the end
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Sort of band where a friend says “lets go and see them, it will be fun!”
No. No it won’t.
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The absolute fucking WORST. Got dragged to see them by my brothers while on my stag. In the Barras too! My only time in there and it was for fucking Elvana. Emma Jean Thackery was on down the road, we could have been at that you shit cunts.
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You must choose (the slow release of death is not an option
- Elvana
- Mr B, the Gentleman Rhymer (or whatever his name is)
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I did not know this
Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer is an alter ego of Jim Burke, a rapper with the Britpop group Collapsed Lung whose most famous song was ‘Eat My Goal’
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I reckon this joke would wear thin before the end of the first song.
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