Emails you delete on sight


#1

Anything containing the word “alumni”.


#2

Your LinkedIn invitation from [redacted] is awaiting a response.


#3

“Board Announcement”


#4

‘Drowned in Sound Community Summary’


#5

URGENT


#6

Might be about cake though.


#7

REDACTED on Yammer”


#8

Anything from senior management, it’s invariably somebody being congratulated for a promotion to some obviously made up position.


#9

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Fuck off Sean


#10

“Yammer” might be my work email equivalent to “alumni”, actually.


#11

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#12

We get an identical fortnightly email from the reception reminding people to let reception know in advance of any visitors your expecting


#13

They don’t seem to be deleted.


#14

Like fuck is that High Importance one worthy of a red exclamation mark.


#15

FO,M

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#16

top tip: automatically bin everything that contains the word ‘unsubscribe’


#17

:slight_smile:


#18

Momentum/Labour Party/that thirty something degree political lobbying thing with the horrendously exploitative email subjects


#19

Anyone that sends anything with a high importance flag and a read receipt, because the people that do this are never sending important emails


#20

“Your inbox is almost full”

And how is this helping?