Embarrassing Christmas party memories - in 10 words or fewer

2013: televised Countdown loss, paralytic at work party, chundered on dancefloor.

2016: didn’t go. went Glasgow instead. Buckfast. taken home by police.

2019: night of election. hid in tree. search party. angry colleagues.

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2014 - Had sex with a Tory

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2020: virtual ‘christmas lunch’. Xmas ready meal. colleagues had normal lunches.

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2017: Forced to sumo wrestle new boss. No way to win.

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When the Tories had their parties while everyone else died.

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2014: Four drinks on the company. Then nightclub with manager.

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2005: told my two bosses they were fucking cunts

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2008: stabbed “cunt” in somebody’s bread roll with a pen

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:grinning:

What type of roll?

Separately or did you get to call them a pair of cunts?

As I can recall they were stood together at the time. Needless to say that job didn’t last much longer.

They really were cunts though (as was I)

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2000 - underage, bought shots, vomited in fancy dress fireman hat

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2008? Got bored, went somewhere else with mate, took the kitty

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2002 - got mum to buy secret santa gift. Thong gift set. :grimacing:

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2016: Dance routine on theatre stage in front of entire company.

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2013 - had to lie down after taking something naughty

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The bottom of a crusty roll they bring out before the starter

2018: Hotel du Vin Tunbridge Wells, gatecrashed by Lembit Opik

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That time my boss (a very stern, scary headteacher) gave me a very nice wolly hat for secret santa during our Christmas party and I was touched and gave her a hug that she very stiffly accepted, I was so embarrassed. Another time when I went for Christmas drinks with people from an office I used to work with and my 1 work friend was a smoker and stayed mostly outside so I was on my own nursing a sprite for most of it :sleepy:

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2015 woke pregnant wife breaking lock - didn’t call locksmith, no memories

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