Embarrassing Christmas party memories - in 10 words or fewer

2001: Scared of stairs. Got drunk. Fell down stairs. Sprained ankle.

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2015: accidentally sat at CEO’s table. Got pished. Scene missing.

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It’s nice to bring cats to festivities, they like to party too!

19XX - allegedly relieved myself from the roof of this Manchester hotel

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Roofs

Early 00’s stole the flags from the roof of the queens hotel in leeds

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1999 - Was mouthy to a bouncer, so he punched my boss.

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2018 - called boss bullshit wanker, next day sick in prayer room

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2019 was sad because it was a really nice night out on the night of the election - went bowling, had a nice meal, etc.

So I was feeling pretty chipper, had kind of an optimistic mood even.

Then I switched the telly on

Exit polls

Fuck

FUCK

F U C K

F U C K

F U C K

d e
S p
A I
R

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1990: won raffle. noted aloud prize’s perfect shape as murder weapon

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I’m glad people aren’t weird about me not drinking alcohol any more

That was always moderately dread inducing

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2016 - new job with tory wanker colleagues (those proper pickled 50+ oxbridge types). was so embarrassed by it all I left without telling anyone around 7 taking two bottles of wine with me. resigned about 6 months later and moved to Spain.

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2001 Milton Keynes Virgin Megastore Christmas Party - drank far too many vodka red bulls, got driven home by a pal’s parent who had no regard for speed limits (did 20 miles in 15 minutes) and I’m not a great car passenger. Woke up my mum and my sister crashing through the door, threw up all over the landing, and the carpet stank for months. Genuinely months. My sister, to this day, says the smell of red bull still reminds her of it.

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Early 10s. - several open tabs on different peoples cards. Get the company credit card off my boss and close them all down so people don’t have to pay. Decide it’s now time to go home. Wake up the next day with a million missed calls as I’d taken everyone’s cards home with me

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2002: vomited cranberry Bacardi breezer on my mother’s beige carpet.

2012: Broke my thumb demonstrating how far it bends back.

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:open_mouth:

:sob:

Lots of people breaking the 10 words rule here!!

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2016(?): Did karaoke. Gangsta’s Paradise. Someone filmed it.

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I have no memory of the incident but apparently I laughed when it went crack. It still bends back pretty far so demonstrating is always tempting.

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Mainly married people openly affairing in gross, drunk ways.

Not with me I should add.