#205

@adspunk

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#206

This is now the filth thread.

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#207

Displays of fragile masculinity? A filth thread? Surely not.

SAFETYWINK

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#208

:flushed:

#209

Well, like my primary school teacher said, “a wank can’t break your heart, sadpunk”.

#210

It can if you are caught.

#211

Sammy Hagar is the least cool person I have ever laid eyes on.

For reference. Do not watch:

#212

pretty sure that not giving a fuck is cool as hell and this guy cannot possibly give a fuck

#213

I have embarrassed myself. Ignore this.

#214

Pffffft, it’s like you’ve not heard Van Halen’s 5150 album.

#215

i… this is such a leap that i think i must have blacked out

#216

I got really angry at my friend the other day because of a face covering garment that I had allowed him to borrow. My immediate response was to set his car on fire and he tried to excuse the problem by saying

“FRAGILE MASK YOU LENT TO ME”

and it reminded me… I was the problem

Yes, I’ve been trying to think of how to phrase this joke for literally hours

I hate mysef

*myself

prick

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#217

Wiggy social media thread stuff, this

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#218

I SHOULD BE AND INDEED AM HONOURED BY THE COMPARISON

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#219

This has utterly done me :rofl:

#220

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Why is resisting spelt wrong?

#221

Spelling things wrong is tres masc

#222

It’s a schwa, an unstressed syllable. These are commonly misspelt with the vowel being wrong as it isn’t sounded out when the word is pronounced (e.g. ‘independent’ is often spelt ‘independant’, ‘sentence’ is spelt ‘sentance’ etc)

Why yes, I do get invited to a lot of parties.

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#223

Was down the petrol station earlier and saw a lad at the next pump sat in an Audi with sunglasses on. He lit up a cig, revved his engine loads and roared off at about one hundred miles per hour.

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#224

We get loads of this sort of unbridled testosterbollocks on our road - it’s wide, straight and quiet, and while it’s a 20 zone you’ll definitely see or hear at least a couple of times a day some absolute turd, generally in a very expensive German car of some kind, absolutely gun it for the, ooh, 10 seconds max it takes to get to the roundabout at the far end. This is a road where loads of kids get off buses for the Welsh school further out of town, so it’s really safe, really responsible, and most importantly really, really manly.

CW - unsure of what to tag this as (I sometimes hope that I hear the roar of their expensive engine terminate in a loud crunch as they fail to negotiate the roundabout properly - don’t necessarily want them to get hurt, but wouldn’t mind them losing their stupid cars)

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