#42

For the taste?
I’m thinking more that they want ot appear to be booze and that why they don’t opt for something that
Would obviously not be booze.

#43

Bloke at my yoga always makes a point of "omm"ing for longer than the (female) instructor at the end. That’ll fucking show her won’t it pal.

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#44

See also: recycling!?

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#45

To expand, they didn’t want any photos on social media drinking from Becks Blue or whatever

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#46

“I’m not mother nature’s bitch” - actual quote from a former colleague.

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#47

First draft Beatles lyrics needed a lot of work.

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#48

Ah yeah I saw this the other day. We’re absolutely, and rightfully, doomed

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#49

Taking your top off at a football match despite the weather being super cold.

#50

Having anything to do with football!

(Unless it is of the women’s league)

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#51

Hhhmmm

#52

I get a lot of shit for having a tote bag for if I need to go shopping on my lunch break. Should probably replace it with something more manly like an elephant scrotum.

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#53

Just this second I heard my neighbour do a big massive loud spit right onto the pavement while walking from his car to the front door. That definitely fits the bill.

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#54

Being one of those picks in the gym that sets the weights really high, does a solitary lift poorly while making sure to make as much noise as possible, letting the weight slam down from its highest position and then looking round to make sure everyone heard and/or saw you. Then leaves gym.
MEGAWANKERS!

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#55

I go to the gym with a Neko Case tote.
Fuck em all!

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#56

Could have a whole subcategory for men in the gym tbh.

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#57

Walking with their elbows out really wide. Sitting with legs really wide open

#58

I’m permanently terrified of the impending collapse, but I will enjoy the schadenfreude that comes with people like this being proved finally, terminally wrong. Got to have something to look forward to in the midst of the destruction of everything

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#59

Having sex with men

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#60

Hmmm might need to reconsider that mate.

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#61

Ordering the hottest curry on the menu.

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