That was an absolute travesty of a day's play.
Morkel and Morris bowled fast, menacing spells.
Sunshine was nice.
Couldn't even bat until 3 pm.
Jennings and balance
No-one managed a swashbuckling 30, never mind 50 or 100.
YJB burping one horribly to mid on.
Ridiculously over the top rendition of Jerusalem complete with gigantic England flag waving, just before breathtakingly feeble defeat.
All the other stuff.