England player who

inexplicably didn’t perform to “their” level for the national team.

Stan Collymore.

Andy Cole

Sutton

Robbie Fowler

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Ian Wright

son of a miner, funkiest ryhmer…

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Gary Neville
John Terry
Rio Ferdinand
Ashley Cole
Paul Scholes
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
David Beckham
Michael Owen
Wayne Rooney

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Matt Le Tissier

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John Barnes. He never seemed that great at international level. Probably now most famous for his verse in World in Motion.

Letting Paul Robinson off a bit lightly here.

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Owen.

“Not a natural goalscorer”

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Michael Summerbee.
David Batty.
Jamie Carragher.
Ian Wright.
Peter Reid.

Raheem Sterling :wink:

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Raheem Sterling is a good player and generally scores in the last 10 minutes of games. Which is when Southgate tends to take him off.

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George Best

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I feel his inclusion in this list is a bit harsh on Beckham.

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gavin mccann

Doesn’t even rhyme.

dont need to rhyme when youre a midfield general!