England player who


#1

inexplicably didn’t perform to “their” level for the national team.

Stan Collymore.


#2

Andy Cole


#3

Sutton


#4

Robbie Fowler


#5

Ian Wright


#6

son of a miner, funkiest ryhmer…


#7

Gary Neville
John Terry
Rio Ferdinand
Ashley Cole
Paul Scholes
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
David Beckham
Michael Owen
Wayne Rooney


#8

Matt Le Tissier


#9

John Barnes. He never seemed that great at international level. Probably now most famous for his verse in World in Motion.


#10

Letting Paul Robinson off a bit lightly here.


#11

Owen.

“Not a natural goalscorer”


#12

Michael Summerbee.
David Batty.
Jamie Carragher.
Ian Wright.
Peter Reid.


#13

Raheem Sterling :wink:


#14

Raheem Sterling is a good player and generally scores in the last 10 minutes of games. Which is when Southgate tends to take him off.


#15

George Best


#16

giphyhttps://giphy.com/gifs/no-smh-the-wire-13PBOiVnRnbuZa


#17

I feel his inclusion in this list is a bit harsh on Beckham.


#18

gavin mccann


#19

Doesn’t even rhyme.


#20

dont need to rhyme when youre a midfield general!