Pincernt Kompany

Jaap Clam

1 Like

Negligible sen-Essien-ce

Stanislav Lobstertka

Marek Clamsik

Lobsterlu Lukaku

1 Like

Gary Limpet-er

Arthropodolski

2 Likes

Crispiano Clamaldo

1 Like
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Lee Cattermollusc

1 Like

Adrien Crabiot

also turns out the collective noun for Lobsters is a risk, which is nice and apt

Harry Winkle!

2 Likes

If there’s one thing I hate more than the England team it’s a plucky home nation feelgood story. The international equivalent of an FA cup tie where one team’s goalkeeper is a plumber. Football’s the worst.

Wayne Rooney

(Barnacle)

3 Likes

Razor (clam) Ruddock

Ray Whelkins

2 Likes

Edinson Caviarni

1 Like

Roberto sole-dado

Marton Scallop