Ethrictheturd

theosgummedupagain
onetoughbastard
shitter
bowlofrice

#1

My wife dropped her phone down the shitter and even after the bowl of rice treatment it has died.

Is it the Motorola G4?


#2

Yup. There are three versions of the G4. I went for the middle one.


#3

really don’t understand why a phone would ever be on your person whilst in the toilet.


#4

Where else do you catch up with twitter while at work?


#5

saw a guy the other day texting or whatever whilst taking a piss into the trough. fucking weird behaviour.


#6

It fell out of her back pocket when she pulled her trousers down.

I will read mine when shitting.


#7

Is that this one? http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_moto_g4-8103.php


#8

As a sit-down pisser I get a lot of phone-time on on the bog innit.


#9

More RAM, bigger battery than the G4. Might be shit, but if you don’t like it you’re a racist.


#10

I’m an LD too, man. thing is - a toilet is a disgusting area with lingering invisible piss and shit vapours just floating about, so I spend as little time in there as possible


#11

You’re right of course pal, it’s a self-discipline issue I guess


#12

Yeah.

In terms of price it’s G4 Plus > G4 > G4 Play:


#13

It’s the invisible piss and shit vapours that I go in there for.


#14

i had a go on a motorola g4 yesterday and it felt fucking massive

are there no normal size phones any more?


#15

No. My phone is massive. Massive phones are the best, you baby fingered freak!