If you could make a new rule for modern living that was accepted as standard for everyone. What would it be?
It wouldn’t be law, people could choose not to comply, but they’d be very well aware of how others would see their action.
Let’s not make this too heavy.
Different lanes on pavements for slow/fast walkers and phone-lookers.
Mandatory eating in cinemas
Red Tuesdays. Only red clothes on Tuesdays.
Sports would be difficult.
One team would have to bleach their hair like those Romanian lads.
Hats should be a thing again. Not just baseball caps, beanies, and
fedoras trilbies. Everyone should default to wearing a hat while in public.
Take off your backpack/rucksack before getting onto the bus/tube.
love how obsessed dis is with rules. there must be at least two threads a day on the topic.
If you need to look at your phone while on the pavement go and stand somewhere out of the way rather than walk without looking where you’re going.
No umbrellas in city centres. You have to wear a kagool or pack a mac or poncho
Or just use the new mobile phone lane once I’ve finished revolutionising walking.
we are basically all 8 year olds
8 year old grasses who come to school carrying a briefcase.
Slow replying to messages, especially in any kind of relationship / dating context should be frowned upon to such a degree that no one does it - purely cos it makes me anxious and irritated
Love hats, have many, many hats and I would like more. I like to think they fill the space where my personality would be.
(They also fill the space where my hair should be)
i’d never have a relationship with anyone if this was me.