Euphemisms

What activity / function has the most different ones?
What’s your favourite euphemism?

Wet my beak

i gobble them all up like a starved seagull in winter

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Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines

Going to the toilet has a lot, my favourite of which is “to impersonate Churchill”.

“Please excuse me for five minutes. I’m just going to go impersonate Churchill.”

Hello luv

*‘I’m going to turn my bike round’