It’s a really shite and negative looking starting XI innit?

but as the Germans tire around the 70 min mark we can sub in all our young attacking players right?

right?

(Southgate replaces Saka with Hendo)

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And a striker who doesn’t strike. As I said, where are the goals going to come from? Can’t keep relying on Sterling occasionally getting into scoring positions

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Trippier free kick 15 mins in

final score 1-5

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David Seaman’s undone one shirt button too much, absolute nightmare scenario.

Kane hat trick tonight

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Jay-Z’s laugh

Yeah, it’s going to happen after all my moaning isn’t it? I’ll be dancing around my ballroom if it does

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Just sent me a WhatsApp from his seat so assume not?

ich bin ein berliner

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Had forgotten about this chance from that game in 1996. How the fuck did we not score from here? Never mind the Gazza chance.

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Pub attempt 1 - foiled

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ooh black marble effect, saucy

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image

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Extreme load.

Bit premature.

Those grey kits were so hideous. Have nearly pulled the trigger on buying one just for novelty value, but I can’t.

Just imagining at Wembley they have a specific room full of white chairs for all the male English fans to chuck about before they go in as stress relief

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Could fuckin murder a Fritz Kola right now but fuck off am I going into Brewdog

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Ms lastdino got me the away kit for our anniversary. Think its really fetching. On my way in to town to watch in a pub which is a real treat after two weeks of streaming.

Won’t be on the thread but can’t wait to read it on the way home.

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