A girl sent him a whatsaspp asking for a good luck message or something for her bf and he replied back saying he’d do it if she shagged him or something horrendous. She called him out and he doubled down

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Shaved head Luke Shaw is a beast

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Hoooooomeward bound, football is, Hoooooomeward bound

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On the plus side, throwing away a two goal lead is even funnier.

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Next 45 minutes guaranteed to be deathly dull then

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Mo Farah hurrying out of shot.

silly fixture, fuck off

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Lovely stuff!!

Oh you think England weren’t going to park the bus before then?

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Dangerous scoreline, 2-0

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That Maguire header would have gone out the stadium if it was for united.

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Footballers are frequently socially stunted people, but I thought he was meant to be alright/still lived with his parents as a pro. I hope they had a word, at least.

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Still freaks my nut out to this day that Harry Maguire screamed “fuck the Greek civilisation” at some Greeks one time.

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Love to see my husband scoring

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Was it him? Not arguing bit thought it was suggested that maybe not
Idk. Don’t read the tabloid footballer stuff

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Often when a team is 2 - 0 down with 45 minutes to play, a minimum of 45 minutes of play follows

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Baby I swear it’s deja vu.

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I was about to post ‘he loves getting headers on target and scoring as a result, Harry Maguire’, but you beat me to it