Whenever I think of Slovakia I think of Paul Jones getting this haircut for his 50th cap against them. Finished 5-1 to Slovakia, annoyingly.

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how many tournament goals has Lewandowski scored

feel like Poland are always talked up by Jonathan Wilson types and then end up being disappointing

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“I told you to watch out Chesney!”

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Is it just me or does this co-commentator have the exact female equivalent of Glenn Hoddle’s voice?

Big fan of her Lahndahn Tawn accent tbf.

“kick the booooww”

I never for one moment felt comfortable when Szczesny was between the sticks for us - he’s a liability.

Ah well fuck that reply.

“They avent got an owt an owt stroika!”

Love it.

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You can’t trust a guy that managed to break both his arms at the same time lifting weights. Alarm bells.

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They’re always one of those teams with a load of really good players and almost zero depth, which means sooner or later we’ll get some shots of Lewandowski screaming at an overhit pass from some dude who plays for Sunderland or someone.

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Hoping for some rhyming slang at some point.

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Been enjoying discovering all the regional variants of Just Eat these last few days btw

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I really like the actual ex footballers doing the commentary especially the ones with regional accents. Love their enthusiasm and personality.
All the pundits with ‘proper’ men in grey suits voices are boring as shite.

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Hahaha I literally just thought that and was about to post the same

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Did somebody say… pyszne.pl!?

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Yeah like the main commentator here. Fucking no idea where he’s from. Could be literally anywhere in the bottom part of England.

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He’s just from the ‘Queens English Voice over Work’ factory.

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These commentators notes just have the professions of their family members?

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