Mostly just how many goals they score
If people say a team looks good and they end up not scoring any goals then someone will do a comedy post about them being the xG winners
also how is he not 60 like all the other commentators
Rate their best player against the other players who exist in the world. For Suisse you have Granit Xhaka. You can do the workings.
Whatsa matter you EH! Gotta no respect Eh! (Some other words) It’s a nice-ah place Sam Matterface
‘sexiest boobies’ still does me every time
Can be hard to judge on one game but you can point to a lack of obvious individual errors I guess. Italy are just zipping around a usually-organised Switzerland systematically here
I can’t do the workings
Gotta keep some element of professionalism in your tweeting
Switzerland are shit.
Each side has an average MSWE* score, and that is the true measure of how good they are
*Murder She Wrote Enjoyment
thank you
But their flag is a big plus!!!
Use whatever criteria you’d usually use for HGATR (nice pictures, problematic actions, whether or not they wrote Hump de Bump etc).
inside he is part 60+, part awkward schoolboy
this results in someone in their early 40s
I think the most important thing I’m learning about football is that it’s all about the banter
the games are just a vessel for the banter
this is great fun but the italians have definitely had their espressos right?
there are games on?
Fucked it, never mind.
Tournament football isn’t really that much about how good a team is anyway.
