Sanches time!

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Reckon he’ll have been asking all the other managers to guess his lump sum when they shake hands at full time. ‘Go on, have a guess…higher, mate, higher!’

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A true chaotic good in the footballverse imo

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“Bernardo must be injured”

He set up about 4 German attacks in the first half

This is a good joke if people can be bothered to Google it

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooool de Alemania, el tercero!!

Vintage Germany

finally germany score a goal themselves

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Cheer up Havertz

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Portugal defenders should pay more attention to the sides of the pitch imo

Hum hum hum hum
Ding ding ding ding

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Like to see Ronaldo get shoved in the back

Imagine if one of the players swapped teams at half time and no one notices until like the 60th minute.

“CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE’RE SEEING HERE”
“Well Clive I’ve gotta say in all my years of football I’ve never seen anything like that. Hahaha. He’s changed teams!”

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So Portugal have scored thee and Germany have scored 1, so it’s Portugal 1, Germany 3, haha what are they like

That German fella who just scored always looks pissed off that he’s scored and cba with it

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Ja Harvertz, Ja!

Havertz is such an emo teenager

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enjoying this game

“not the familiar result”

what are you on about smatterface, he literally never scores those

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Exactly the familiar result, he’s shit at free kicks! Why lie?

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