Euro 2020 - rest days 1&2

No football until Saturday! Oh no.

But I’m sure you’ll all still have things to say, formations to discuss, Simpson’s memes to post, etc, so here’s a thread for that.

Austria

Actually wait no, forgot that Arnautovic plays for them. Was trying to think of a team no one is really bothered about on here to give them a bit of backing.

Ukraine!

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England

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Actually, no

The little car!

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Nice that all 3 of the home nations qualified. Good luck to them all

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Germany seem like good boys
they’re playing England next though so be careful

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Feels weird how overlooked Wales have been as a story. Seems like Scotland sucked up all the attention this time round.

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Oh thank God for this, I was nearly considering position on the Social board again.

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They have a weird tory kit and a racist striker

Maybe Ukraine

Yeah I realised my mistake

Croatia maybe need some backing? They’re all old lads and we do need to help the aged

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The Czech lads and the Danes and the Welsh

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reckon I’ll go back to quite liking Portugal again once Ronaldo retires

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Nah, load of racists

in fairness to us it’s been a long fucking time. :slight_smile: our welsh brethren have been doing pretty well of late.

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Oh yeah, I appreciate Scotland was the interesting narrative, and they deserve their chance in the spotlight.

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thank god the FINNISH VEIKKAUSLIIGA starts this afternoon.

Honka v Haka 4:30pm

Maybe just support a team that plays decent football and stop worrying about how many of the players/fans/government members are morons (newsflash: they all have morons)

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I did an Ineptitude ranking of the Group Phase based on the criteria
Failing to Score
Big Chances Missed
Lowest Percentage of Shots on Target
Hitting the Woodwork
Failing to Pass to each other
Failing to win tackles
Inaccurate Crosses
Lowest Percentage of shots on target kept out by defence
Conceding later than the 90th Minute
Errors Leading to Goals
Scoring Own Goals
Conceding penalties
Missing Penalties
Getting caught offside a lot
Red and Yellow cards
Losing games you’re supposed to win
Acting like dicks.

The upshot is

  1. Poland
  2. Spain
    3.Slovakia
    4.Turkey
    5.France
    6.Italy
    7.Russia
    8.Hungary
    9.Germany
  3. Denmark

England are 11th, Scotland 16th and Wales 19th.

The least inept team so far are the Czech Republic.

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