Euro 2020: Rest Days Before It Comes Home

dktrfaustus · 2021-07-08T11:53:09.407Z

He’s mine.

colossalhorse · 2021-07-08T11:53:35.309Z

I said I SHAN’T BE HAVING ANY OF IT

safebruv · 2021-07-08T11:54:25.624Z

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Simon Evans

@sgevans

Gazzetta dello Sport piece says the "generous penalty" awarded to England "confirms the suspicions of a return of favour" to Boris Johnson for his role in stopping the Super League threat to UEFA. gazzetta.it/Calcio/Europei…

11:28 AM - 8 Jul 2021 34 21

Love it. Rattled as fuck.

profk · 2021-07-08T11:55:08.217Z

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safebruv · 2021-07-08T11:55:24.757Z

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Tom Allnutt

@TomAllnuttAFP

Marca this morning: "English football can stop lecturing the rest of the continent about diving. Always going on about how frowned upon it is when a foreigner tries to trick the referee. In pure English football, it's not done. Except in the semi-final of the Euros that is."

8:07 AM - 8 Jul 2021 590 120

Oooooomphs up to 11

colossalhorse · 2021-07-08T11:56:09.944Z

John Stones is definitely from Barnsley - I know this because whenever he does anything or is mentioned by anybody my dad immediately says, “Barnsley lad” with a look of pride in his eyes as if he were his only son. Which I am totally fine with.

Ruffers · 2021-07-08T11:56:33.973Z

I stayed in Barnsley for a week when I did a bit of work in Leeds
It was cold and there’s not much to do but someone offered me ecstacy in a pub on a weeknight

Severed799 · 2021-07-08T11:56:50.340Z

Big fan of you taking this heel heat in with glee like your MJF or something

profk · 2021-07-08T11:56:52.672Z

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colossalhorse · 2021-07-08T11:58:26.298Z

Ruffers:

there’s not much to do

Someone didn’t go to the Metrodome and try out it’s excellent array of water slides.

shrewbie · 2021-07-08T11:58:28.051Z

maybe when this is all over we can all go to Calypso Cove Waterpark in Barnsley together

profk · 2021-07-08T11:58:40.433Z

you know what, i’d love that.

safebruv · 2021-07-08T11:58:42.241Z

Ruffers:

I stayed in Barnsley for a week when I did a bit of work in Leeds
It was cold and there’s not much to do but someone offered me ecstacy in a pub on a weeknight

They were just trying to draw you in until you were addicted and injecting it into your mouth, it’s a well known trick in the area.

E by gum

Severed799 · 2021-07-08T11:59:44.312Z

This prompted me to have a look at is William Regal is interested but it seems not, so here’s this gif of what I Imagine England fans will be doing at around 10 or 11pm on Sunday

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Side Splitters: William Regal And His Tea GIF by anonymous

profk · 2021-07-08T11:59:59.347Z

safebruv:

E by gum

have you just made this up or is it well known thing in the Yorkshire area?

amazing if the former.

safebruv · 2021-07-08T12:00:07.059Z

Just using some of my top redness in the summer for the lions

Hated, adored but never ignored

IvorDewdney · 2021-07-08T12:00:17.076Z

Maybe then we could tour various water parks near where DiSers live? I’d be happy to take everyone to Quay West in Goodrington.

Severed799 · 2021-07-08T12:00:33.544Z

O’Sheas?

safebruv · 2021-07-08T12:00:42.552Z

Reworking of an old joke

safebruv · 2021-07-08T12:01:08.675Z

£20 for a table for the final