Daily Record journalist my only 2 problems with this sort of shithousing is that:
- You are a journalist and therefore already have dickish attributes.
and the main one
- It’s just so unoriginal, Have a haggis with an italian flag painted on it in food coloring and loudly eat it.
By all means be a bellend but, at least be funny about it. Suppose there is a caveat that if “the abuse” was funny fair play.