Here we are, deep in belly of a goal feast, just in time for England to stink up the place.
2pm BBC1
- Netherlands
- Poland
- Draw
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5pm ITV1
- Slovenia
- Denmark
- Draw
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8pm BBC1
- England
- Serbia
- Draw
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Holland will win easily.
England wonโt beat Serbia.
Thanks for listening.
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Things nobody has thought about for ages: A Serbian Film
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- Comfortable Serbia win
- Narrow Serbia win
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Canโt see many goals for England today
Though you only need to score one more than your opponents
Eleven solid hours of antibants is it then?
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Would prefer smug Englishness?
Itโs going to be sad when Serbia hit double figures and England walk off the pitch in shame and immediately disband as both a team and country
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Iโm sure there will be plenty of that to go round too
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rumour going round that england are set to be thrown out of the tournament after reports emerge that key man @profligate previously represented spain at youth level
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Serbia only beat Montenegro and Lithuania in qualifying, canโt see them doing much in this group
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Left the training ground in tears apparently. Tearing his bosom screaming โI hate this. I hate who I am!โ before attempting a rendition of Jerusalem. Harrowing stuff
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Canโt believe Ronaldoโs in the Portugal squad, just assumed heโd retired from intl football after the world cup. But of course he hasnโt.
Iโm hearing he is โresurgentโ
That rumbling sound in the distance is the highest-quality side in the tournament, the product of a couple of decades of the best-resourced footballing nation the planet has ever seen. Itโs the England train, and Southgate is checking the tickets.
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Oh Brobbey!
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Most likely winners, imho:
- The French
- The Germans
- Spain
- Portugal
- Garethโs Lovely Wholesome Boys
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