EURO 2024 PREDICTIONS THREAD

CHAMPIONS:
RUNNERS UP:
3RD / 4TH:
SURPRISE PACKAGES:
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS:
GOLDEN BOOT:
BEST PLAYER:
TURKEYS:
BIGGEST WIG LOSS:

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:

Think they’re called Türkiye now

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CHAMPIONS: Germany :de:
RUNNERS UP: France :fr:
3RD / 4TH: England :england:
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Portugal :portugal:
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Spain :es:
GOLDEN BOOT: FĂĽllkrug :de:
BEST PLAYER: Vitinha :portugal:
TURKEYS: Spain :es: Scotland Turkey :tr:
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: England :england:

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Spain won’t make it out the groups, Germany will be beaten in the first game by Scotland before embarking on a drug fuelled comeback, England will look comfortable in every game until they get absolutely slaughtered by Germany in the semis.

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Can’t do this too hard. Mainly agree Germany to win, I think England are going to be utter shite though reckon the defence is a shambles.

Oh and Ronaldo will lose his wig and everything else.

I predict we all have a nice time

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CHAMPIONS: England
RUNNERS UP: Germany
3RD / 4TH: France/Hungary
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Hungary
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Portugal
GOLDEN BOOT: Mbappe
BEST PLAYER: Szobozlai
TURKEYS: Scotland
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: CR7

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Knockwurst is better than bratwurst

Very cute of you but we all know that won’t happen

Champions: Scotland
Turkeys: @profk, @JoJoMarty

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This^

CHAMPIONS: France
RUNNERS UP: England
3RD / 4TH: Croatia/Portugal
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Denmark
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Netherlands
GOLDEN BOOT: Rasmus Hojlund
BEST PLAYER: Rasmus Hojlund
TURKEYS: Italy, Poland, Scotland
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: Scottish DiS fans

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Tiny car comes back.

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CHAMPIONS: Spain
RUNNERS UP: Scotland
3RD / 4TH: Germany/France
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Scotland
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: England
GOLDEN BOOT: McTominay
BEST PLAYER: McGinn
TURKEYS: Kane, Bellingham, Foden
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: England

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: none spring to mind

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CHAMPIONS: Oranje
RUNNERS UP: Germany
3RD / 4TH: France/Spain
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Turkey
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: England
GOLDEN BOOT: Brobbey
BEST PLAYER: Frimpong
TURKEYS: Scotland
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: Belgium

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: after struggling in the group games, England go out of the tournament due to a dodgy VAR decision in their last 16 match. Southgate promises revenge and signs for another 4 years

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there will be at least one goal

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CHAMPIONS: England
RUNNERS UP: France
3RD / 4TH: Germany Holland
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Germany
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Portugal
GOLDEN BOOT: Kane
BEST PLAYER:foden
TURKEYS: Scotland

What in the name of fuck are you boys on?

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CHAMPIONS: France :fr:
RUNNERS UP: Germany :de:
3RD / 4TH: Italy/England :it: :england:
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Slovenia :slovenia:
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Portugal :portugal:
GOLDEN BOOT: Mbappé
BEST PLAYER: Declan Rice
TURKEYS: Belgium :belgium:
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: Netherlands :netherlands:

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: England lose on pens to Germany in the semi final (on a human face, forever)
Germany keep it tight in the final until about the 75th minute when Hummels attempts to break Mbappé’s leg, the two teams have a mass brawl resulting in 5 red cards to Germany & 3 to France. The match is abandoned & Germany forfeit. Police press assault charges. Kroos, Neuer & Giroud spend the last night of their international careers in a Berlin jail cell (with sexy results) and Mbappé’s double fracture rules him out of the entire 24/25 season

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CHAMPIONS: France.
RUNNERS UP: Croatia.
3RD / 4TH: Spain/Denmark.
SURPRISE PACKAGES: None.
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: England.
GOLDEN BOOT: Mbappé.
BEST PLAYER: Szoboszlai.
TURKEYS: England.
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: England.

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: England to go out in the group stages.

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I also strongly feel that Spain are the most likely winners.

CHAMPIONS: Portugal
RUNNERS UP: France
3RD / 4TH: Germany / Spain
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Austria
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: England
GOLDEN BOOT: don’t care
BEST PLAYER: don’t care
TURKEYS: England
BIGGEST WIG LOSS: England

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I will watch the first 15 minutes of about 20 games but not make it until the 90th minute of a match until a semi-final.

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