#99

Yeah, I’d be getting the largest, least useful player I could find (someone in the mould of that Szalai lump Hungary have got) and making him stand on the penalty spot all game. Get Robertson to ping the ball in his direction until Pickford decapitates him.

#100

I am not supporting either team in the 8pm game, but my prediction is a 9-0 win for England

#101

We could field eleven of them.

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#102

Can someone do a photoshop job with the 2 Baccara ladies in place of the Scotland Goalkeeper entangled in the goal with the line ‘Baccara Net’. Thanks.

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#103

TIL craig gordon is still playing AND in the Scotland squad, and he started playing for a club called ‘The Currie Boys’.

#104

Leaving soon to go to Hampden (via a couple of pubs) for what’s almost certainly going to be the game of the tournament, Croatia v Czech Republic.

Good luck to everyone later on, apart from anyone who wants anything good for the nation of England, our mortal enemies.

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#105

Could you be a bit more specific?
(Edit: saw Hampden)

#106

Just found out england won 2 out of 5 matches at euro 1996

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#107
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#108

Always remember this Liverpool fan, must’ve been about 20, sat a couple of rows ahead of me at the Champions League final (the defeat to Madrid one in Kyiv), completely passed out about half an hour before kick-off. Think his mates made some attempts to wake him but he slept through the whole thing.

Remember pretty much every Ukrainian shop around the city centre and parks had been pretty much completely cleared of booze, including this lethal energy drink/vodka stuff that’s weirdly popular. Not pretty.

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#109

Southgate’s well thinking about the Villa video while going “What the fuck am I saying”

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#110

Was going to have a coke to wash down his Pizza Hut

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#111

Bet Southgate fucking loves the police.

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#112

Hadn’t remembered that Gazza’s goal was straight after the pen save by Seaman

#113

congrats scotland, now can’t think of that baccara song without it being sung in a scottish accent. ffs.

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#114

it’s a good job the footage from that day was kept

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#116

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#117

YAS SIR
AH CAN BOOGIE

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#118

For many years I thought we’d gone up the other end and scored straight after the penalty save, didn’t realise Seaman knocks it over the bar for a corner