Look at the size of her fanny!

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Nuthin’ But A G Type of Shoe

I call them Freedom Fries.

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Other way around I reckon

Pants has to come from pantaloons right? French for trousers. It does make sense.

Heads I win.

Capsicum.

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European Thong Contest

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I got slapped on the fanny by a thong once!
edit. oh i see this has been covered.

Can I borrow a cigarette?

This did happen to me when I was working in Australia.

I genuinely hadn’t heard them referred to as thongs before and was quite curious as to why I was being informed that they weren’t appropriate to wear in work.

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If you ask for Durex in Straya, don’t you get sellotape? @1101010?

let me see that thonnnnnggggg

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Imagine getting eaten by a croc(odile.) Can take or leave lion or polar bear maulings as they had the decency never to sell out their naming rights to this.

If Sledge Hammer! was British, Captain Trunk would be called Constable Carboot.

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That’s Chief Inspector Carboot to you!

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Captain Sir Tom Carboot

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Interesting that trousers are singular in French.

A trouser.

Makes a lot more sense imp

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Minute’s pumping out CO2 from the car exhaust to own the disrespectful XR libs

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I see you’ve found my Grindr profile

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I’ve not heard of this.