Thought there is be a least a little Copa left for us tonight
I’m thinking of a recognisable gait
Brandenburg
The Golden Bridge
I bet Gareth’s set up a mock general election for the squad today. Spent yesterday printing off ballots, etc.
“I heard he’s got sweets and games in there,” Declan whispers to Cole as they’re watching him carry it all to the assembly hall.
I reckon the first four matches were deliberately bad to create a siege mentality for the business end of the tournament. Clever Gareth.
Bellingham put his hand up so fast when Gareth asked who wanted to be the Tory candidate in the mock debate
Nah, Bellingham’s got strong Spad → centrist Labour MP vibes; I reckon someone like Dean Henderson or Connor Gallacher have more of a Tory smell about them.
Maybe Kane, though I reckon he’s got a quiet backbench Labour MP who nominated Corbyn for the leadership to widen the debate.
Jordan Pickford’s got to be a dyed-in-the-wool socialist
actually no he’s probably a dick
like totally awful I reckon
Yeah both - Workers party innit
Or maybe he’s a full on bin face supporter and no one’s100% sure if he knows it’s a joke or not
Once again the Dutch FA have saved the day: ticket booked, off to Berlin on Saturday!
Demiral banned for the Holland game
and the England game