Eurovision 2018 💄

Goldstone 2/5
Asanda 1/5

Raya 2/5

Liam Tamne 1/5

Jaz Ellington 0/5

SuRie 3/5

I’ve given artificially high marks. Really a question of least bad :frowning:

France have decided:

j’adore.

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Finally listening to the UK options:

  • Goldstone: I would put money on them being from Manchester judging by the lyrics? Bit too much going on. 4/10
  • Jaz Ellington: He has such a beautiful voice but my god, that chorus. What is going on there?! 0/10
  • Liam Tamne: :sleeping: 2/10
  • SuRie: Nice hair. Literally sounds like a nursery rhyme. 2/10
  • Raya: Quite like this, although a white Scandi(?) girl doing Rihannaisms is not a good look. 5/10
  • Asanda: YES PLEASE. (bridge kills it a bit) 8/10
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You Decide is on the BBC now

Asanda sounded really weak vocally but think it might be down to the terrible sound mixing on the TV broadcast.

Seriously, fuck that Jaz Ellington song.

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Yeah Asanda won’t do it, was way off for almost the entire song.

Storm or Goldstone the only viable candidates.

Also: lovely lovely Måns :lips:

I don’t want to be crass but I would absolutely love a good bumming from Mans.

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Weeeyyyy, San Marino joke!!!

SuRie’s got lippy on her teeth for big moment nooo

:neutral_face:

Yeah.

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What time is it now?

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What’s your point, caller?

Half past one!!!1

Oh shit I just got this

Still don’t…

Just spotted who’s representing Ireland. Well we’re definitely not winning it is all I can say.