šŸ‡¦šŸ‡¹ Eurovision 2026: The Shitshow Continues

Yeah and as one of the big 5 would be a big deal. Could only really see France maybe following (Germany and UK absolutely not lol)

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dunno why this couldn’t have happened two years ago, but at least there’s a chance we get our contest back now

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Etc

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Netherlands are the 6th biggest contibutors too, so them + Spain and I think we’ve got a stew goin’

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Probably need one more of the big 5 to say they are going to fuck it off. All down to France innit or all of Scandinavia

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The cursed timeline is Israel get disqualified and then countries start to protest about that instead. Starmer and Lammy insisting the BBC should pull out :skull:

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Slightly more blessed timeline is that Starmer and Lammy sing the UK entry, get nul points and never be seen in public again

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Naturally, it’s an acapella version, of Wonderwall, with 20 pints of Carling each consumed on stage

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOn0IF4kyN1/?igsh=bGN3MDhuZXpxN3Ns

Neutral flag I don’t think will wash with this one.

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Spain board had vote this morning. 10 for, 4 against.

https://www.rtve.es/rtve/20250916/espana-se-retirara-eurovision-si-israel-continua-certamen/espaƱa%20retirara%20eurovision%20si%20israel%20continua%20certamen

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Proud of my country

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Vote to take place in November

https://x.com/ESCdiscord/status/1971254312451047598

https://eurovision.tv/story/voting-overhaul-announced-eurovision-2026

Lol this is all we’re getting, isn’t it.

Juries back in the semis

10 votes allowed for the public instead of 20

Banging on about the contest being a neutral space rather than a space with values doesn’t make me feel like anyone has learned anything.

Even limiting to one vote per person it’s the mass of votes going behind them out of principle against a spread of votes behind other songs that’s the problem.

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Israel officially not being excluded. Dutch broadcaster confirm they’re withdrawing

Hopefully Spain and Ireland stick to their word. What a fucking shit show.

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Absolute bunch of fucks. Good on the dutch, second re Spain/Ireland.

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Spain won’t even broadcast it.

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Hahah, yes, fuck Eurovision

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