🇦🇹 Eurovision 2026: The Shitshow Continues

Delta Goodrem

Bring me up to speed if anybody can be arsed?

We hate Eurovision now because Israel (obvs).

Some UK synth influencer is doing the UK song.

How is the influencer person not being cancelled to fuck? Or are they?

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https://x.com/i/status/2029518023522935010

Shite

Sounds very 2008 Hoxton

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I mean, I’d take this over something like last year of Michael Rice but it’s still shit.

It’s how I assume people who don’t watch Eurovision think all the songs sound like.

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It’s bollocks, especially the shuffly end drop - urgh - but there’s a lot of bag to be secured in Eurovision so I’m kind of thinking fairplay to him

He should boycott the thing of course though

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Also has a bit of

In bounciness

Tbh it’s just popped back into my head and I can’t get it out, enjoy

Goodness me.

Totally keepin’ it foolish!

Being a Dickhead is actually way catchier.

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Eh. Its memorable and far from bad. Would i listen to it out of choice? Abslaoutely not. Would i sing along a few pints in? Probably

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We’ve tried just about everything to win now, except for not annoying everyone on the international political stage.

We haven’t tried sending a good song

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As if that’s the bad thing about it

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GB News desperately trying to criticise Eurovision while bearing in mind “the wokes” hate it now.

The Swedish entrant Felicia btw

This was their winning performance in Saturday’s Melodifestivalen final

After she won she said:

– Jag tycker inte att det är bra att Israel får delta. Tankarna har funnits på hur jag ska göra och om jag ska åka överhuvudtaget, men jag har landat i mitt beslut. Jag åker och sedan får jag väl se till att de inte vinner.

Which translates as:

”I don’t think it’s good that Israel are allowed to compete. I’ve been thinking about how I should deal with it and even whether I should take part in the finals at all, but I’ve come to my decision. I’m going to go and I’m going to make damn sure that they don’t win.”

After which at least one Cabinet Minister has called her an anti-semite & apparently the Israeli Public Service org are considering making an official application for her to be disqualified

She’s also refused to apologise saying

– Vi har olika åsikter, jag och EBU. Vi har haft diskussioner, men jag har varit tydlig med att jag tycker som jag tycker och jag kommer säga det.

”We have differing opinions the EBU & I. We’ve had discussions but I have been clear that I believe in what I believe in and I’m going to keep saying it”

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Terrible song though mind

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He’s good to go

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Yeah, bog standard dross/greatness.

Amazing how these people are always “oh, it would be easy to not compete, but somehow it’s better if I do.”

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