Delta Goodrem
Bring me up to speed if anybody can be arsed?
We hate Eurovision now because Israel (obvs).
Some UK synth influencer is doing the UK song.
How is the influencer person not being cancelled to fuck? Or are they?
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Sounds very 2008 Hoxton
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I mean, I’d take this over something like last year of Michael Rice but it’s still shit.
It’s how I assume people who don’t watch Eurovision think all the songs sound like.
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It’s bollocks, especially the shuffly end drop - urgh - but there’s a lot of bag to be secured in Eurovision so I’m kind of thinking fairplay to him
He should boycott the thing of course though
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Also has a bit of
In bounciness
Tbh it’s just popped back into my head and I can’t get it out, enjoy
Goodness me.
Totally keepin’ it foolish!
Being a Dickhead is actually way catchier.
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Eh. Its memorable and far from bad. Would i listen to it out of choice? Abslaoutely not. Would i sing along a few pints in? Probably
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We’ve tried just about everything to win now, except for not annoying everyone on the international political stage.
We haven’t tried sending a good song
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GB News desperately trying to criticise Eurovision while bearing in mind “the wokes” hate it now.