Even been to Kirkintilloch?


#1

I ain’t.


#2

Yep. Anything you want to know?


#3

Yes, several times.


#4

no but i’ve been this close

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#5

you haven’t


#6

Show me the way to Kirkintilloch
I’ve been cryin’ like a pillock


#7

yep


#8

oh wait i was thinking of Ibiza

no


#9

No, but I have been to Drumnadrochit


#10

Nah I’m good, cheers.


#11

Well I’m here if you change your mind!


#12


#13

Ok, go on then


#14

Had a good cuppa and a slice of cake in Drumnadrochit


#15

Hot dog, jumping frog, I’m from Kirkie.


#16

Several times. You can get a lasagne supper from the chippy.


#17

I used to work in a bookies in Kirkintilloch.


#18

Battered?


#19

You’d probably have to be to order that.


#20

Yes, Wor Lass’s cousin lives there.