I ain’t.
Yep. Anything you want to know?
Yes, several times.
no but i’ve been this close
you haven’t
Show me the way to Kirkintilloch I’ve been cryin’ like a pillock
yep
oh wait i was thinking of Ibiza
no
No, but I have been to Drumnadrochit
Nah I’m good, cheers.
Well I’m here if you change your mind!
Ok, go on then
Had a good cuppa and a slice of cake in Drumnadrochit
Hot dog, jumping frog, I’m from Kirkie.
Several times. You can get a lasagne supper from the chippy.
I used to work in a bookies in Kirkintilloch.
Battered?
You’d probably have to be to order that.
Yes, Wor Lass’s cousin lives there.
