Even though they are 2 very recognisable twins

It wouldn’t surprise me if Jedward still had to sneak into 18 rated movies by one getting on the other’s shoulders and wearing a big coat

Probably also get quickly booted out for talking throughout

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They’d be okay, Tara Reid would accompany them

I think she’d only do that for films she’s in

Don’t they have any ID?

Friends have just had twins and called them B******* and Edward. Bedward. I cracked that immediately but they had heard it several times before.

When sleepy time comes you could sing

Bedward bound
I wish I was
Bedward bound
Bed where my thought’s escapin’
Bed where my music’s playin’
Bed where my love lies waitin’
Silently for me

I mean… I guess I could sing that anyway.

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They won’t sit still long enough to have the photo taken

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Who the fuck calls their child Bastard!? :joy:

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Well technically they aren’t called anything as you can’t register births at the moment.

Bollocks

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Ballonx

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Did I put too many *? Because the kid is called Balonz

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You wouldn’t want to sit behind them in a cinema, would you?

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I’m pretty certain that they wouldn’t shut up either.

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Are they recognisable twins? Cos I couldn’t recognise one from the other.

Wouldn’t mind being the meat in a sandwich though.

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I’d gladly sit behind them. Just think how many wrappers, half sucked boiled sweets and bits of gum you could hide in their hair before they realised

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Does it depend on the hair style at the time, though?

Didn’t know they were twins until a couple months ago

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I put that in my OP, glad you agree!