Dunno why but I always say patatas bravas in armando iannucci’s voice
Einstein’s allotment?
Pea=mc2
Was laughing so much I had to explain to a half asleep bs. “What you laughing at?” “Prof has a nice head ”
Prof gives good head
widely disproved by most leading journals on the subject, unfortunately.
It’s more the imagery of everyone admiring his actual head and giving him a little pat on the head like approval of the shape and size " yes this man has a lovely head" and he’s sat there chuffed to bits like
i have a fucking huge, monstrosity of a head, and someone saying i have a nice head, even in jest, warms the cockles.
The live edit on that omg
yeah, felt as though I needed to really make that point clear.
shoulda seen me in my latex swimming cap earlier. thought the lifeguard was going to pull me to one side and say ‘sir, this head, it is too big for this pool, you’ll have to leave’.
fucking hilarious
eaten a whole packet of skittles and I’m WIRED!
solidarity with my fellow big head crew
fucking huge mouth on me, can fit my entire fist in it
wish i could do that thing with the mouth round the pint glass. feel as though it’d be a great party piece in-fitting with my personality.
Can you fit a nice head in tho?
whole mouth round the pint? wow maybe my mouth isn’t so big after all
